I'm not saying it is aliens... But it is aliens ;-)

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This thread will be mostly tongue in cheek, but I guess will be a catch all in case something is serious to me discussed.

Here's one that is teh reels!!!!11

Gigantic Mystery Hole Opens in Antarctica, Are the Aliens Here?

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A giant hole the size of Lake Superior (over 300 miles long) has opened up in Antarctica, could this mean that the aliens are here prematurely? Scientists cannot explain why the mystery hole has appeared again after 40-years, but they have better technology to study it this time around. The spot was first observed in the same exact location in the 1970s, which was when the first satellites were launched that provided images of the sea ice cover from space. It reportedly looks like someone, or thing, simply punched a hole in the ice.
 

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Alien Abductee Runs for Congress, Is She Preparing Us for Invasion?

Rodriguez Aguilera claims that a crew of aliens abducted her when she was a child and that the extraterrestrials taught her a lot about Earth, which might just make her the best republican woman for the job. 59-year-old Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera is an entrepreneur running to replace retiring Miami Republican Representative, Ileana Ros-Lehtinen.

Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera, a former councilwoman in Doral, Florida who announced her candidacy in August 2016, said that the aliens were reminiscent of the famous Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro. She also claimed that she learned several interesting facts during her encounters with the aliens, including that the world's "energy center" is in Africa and that a popular limestone tourist attraction in Miami-Dade County called Coral Castle is actually an ancient Egyptian pyramid. Who would have thought? Rodriguez Aguilera was just 7-years old when she was abducted, but she remembers everything vividly and claims that she is still in contact with her extraterrestrial advisors.

There were three blond, big-bodied beings, two females and one male, that visited her when she was 7-years old and have communicated telepathically with her several times in her life, Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera claims. They didn't look like what we normally think of when we think of aliens, but instead reminded her of two humanoid looking reporters dressed in party attire. Apparently, a giant quartz rock controlled the ship that was totally unlike any of our boring ships here on Earth. Rodriguez Aguilera said the aliens chatted with her about "a series of things that would happen."

The impending alien invasion was warned less than 2 weeks ago in Casper, Wyoming by a drunken time traveler who may or may not have been abducted by the same aliens. The drunken time traveler warned of a 2018 invasion and Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera may be holding out on the information for the campaign trail. She could wait to pull the alien invasion card until the very last minute if the campaign doesn't end up going in her favor. She does know things that most are not privy to.
 

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Former Blink-182 Member Claims US Government Is Hiding a Dead Alien

Tom DeLonge made these revelations during The Joe Rogan Experience podcast. During the talk, he revealed that he met a government source at an airport, from where he was informed that an alien body was discovered during the time of the Cold War. DeLonge also added that the corpse of this alien is still with the US Government. DeLonge's source also revealed that the alien corpse was definitely not from the famed 1947 Roswell crash. Now, this is where things really start to get interesting. It's time to maybe throw some tin foil around your phone as you read this next part.

According to Tom DeLonge, the Nazis had developed alien flying saucer technology by the end of the World War II, and it was a German flying saucer that crashed in Roswell, not an extraterrestrial flying saucer. The Roswell crash has been connected to extraterrestrial life forms for decades, since an unknown technology based out of the earth was believed to be found on the German saucer. DeLonge has it on good authority that the Nazis were at least 100 years ahead of the US in terms of technology at that time. Therefore, that is where the misconceptions and uncertainty surrounding Roswell come from.
 

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This is fantastic:


A government source, indeed?
Sounds legit.

at an airport, from where he was informed that an alien body was discovered during the time of the Cold War. DeLonge also added that the corpse of this alien is still with the US Government. DeLonge's source also revealed that the alien corpse was definitely not from the famed 1947 Roswell crash.

I think I'd go along with him, insofar as "the famed 1947 Roswell crash... definitely" didn't have an "alien corpse".
But no further.

Now, this is where things really start to get interesting. It's time to maybe throw some tin foil around your phone as you read this next part.

Like it wasn't already?
Too funny.

According to Tom DeLonge, the Nazis had developed alien flying saucer technology by the end of the World War II, and it was a German flying saucer that crashed in Roswell, not an extraterrestrial flying saucer. The Roswell crash has been connected to extraterrestrial life forms for decades, since an unknown technology based out of the earth was believed to be found on the German saucer.

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DeLonge has it on good authority...

Does he, aye?
:lol::banana:
 

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Tom DeLonge is someone who comes off as having just found a couple UFO conspiracy websites on the internet and believes every word written there. He doesn't seem to be a good spokesperson for his cause ;-)
 

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Revealed: the Pentagon’s secret UFO-hunting program

Washington (AFP) – The Pentagon has acknowledged funding a secret multi-million dollar program to investigate sightings of UFOs.

The shadowy program ended in 2012, according to the Defense Department, but the New York Times reported that it is still up and running — with officials continuing to study incidents brought to their attention by US military service members while performing their regular duties at the Pentagon.

The so-called Advanced Aviation Threat Identification Program operated from 2007 to 2012 and had $22 million a year in funding tucked away in the Pentagon’s gargantuan budget, the Times said, quoting program participants and records.
 

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Revealed: the Pentagon’s secret UFO-hunting program

Washington (AFP) – The Pentagon has acknowledged funding a secret multi-million dollar program to investigate sightings of UFOs.

The shadowy program ended in 2012, according to the Defense Department, but the New York Times reported that it is still up and running — with officials continuing to study incidents brought to their attention by US military service members while performing their regular duties at the Pentagon.

The so-called Advanced Aviation Threat Identification Program operated from 2007 to 2012 and had $22 million a year in funding tucked away in the Pentagon’s gargantuan budget, the Times said, quoting program participants and records.

 

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Excerpt from CBS 60 minutes on May 28, 20017. Bigelow Aerospace Founder admitting on National TV that there is an ET presence on Earth.


Bigelow Aerospace is an American space technology startup company, based in North Las Vegas, Nevada that manufactures and develops expandable space station modules. Wikipedia

Headquarters: Las Vegas, NV
Founder: Robert Bigelow
Founded: 1999
Number of employees: 130 (May 2014)
Motto: Join the Adventure!
 
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