Bizarro News

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Russia Wants Bulgarians to Stop Painting Soviet Monuments To Look Like American Superheroes

 

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body cam: Florida man "Brian Bizarro", kills family friend for hitting on imaginary girlfriend before shootout with cops

Girlfriends name Crystal Meth ??

 

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Yeah because you know, Florida and stuff.

Alligators are out there eating sharks, no big deal

 

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'Excalibur' is pulled from lakeside stone

 

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2017

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/922110042458824705

Super Normal people use their hands to pet the cat.

 

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2017 Newest fashion accessory

Inspired by Lindsey Lohan

ankle monitor

 

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Contra Video Game Is Becoming a Movie and TV Series

 

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pot users are having about 20 percent more sex than pot abstainers

 

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Robot granted Saudi citizenship has more rights than Saudi women
Creepy Sophia strikes again

Saudi Arabia has granted citizenship to a robot in a move that appears to elevate its rights above those of women within the Middle Eastern country.

 

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Malawi doctors are attacked by mobs who believe they are VAMPIRES using their stethoscopes to suck blood

 

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Woman who shocked the world after revealing she BREASTFEEDS her boyfriend, 36

'We are on a time schedule,'. 'We try for every two hours no more than every three hours.'

 

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Wife kills FIFTEEN of her in-laws in botched bid to poison her husband

 

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The Department Of Transport Had To Make A Statement That Deer Cannot Read Signs

In Iowa, the Department of Transportation has said that many people ask them why they don’t put signs up for deer to let them know where is a safe place to cross the road.

They claim to receive that very question so often that they actually had to make a public statement on Facebook to explain that deer cannot read signs.

 

[Robert]

... deer cannot read signs.

Disgraceful in this day and age.
I blame the schools and the parents. Mummy and Daddy deer have a lot to answer for.

 

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No bond for man who shot himself in penis while robbing hot dog stand

"Pouncy was unable to run further because of the pain of a self-inflicted gunshot wound suffered when tried to adjust the .38-caliber pistol in his waistband as he ran off after robbing Maxwell Street Express at 116th and Halsted"

Let the jokes commence..

at least he has a stiff sentence to look forward to ...

the hot dog was a foot long

 

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Groom-to-be gets shot in the penis by celebratory gunfire the night before his wedding

 

[Robert]

‘Pretty gruesome’: giant coconut crab seen hunting birds

 

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‘Pretty gruesome’: giant coconut crab seen hunting birds