Several times in Game of Thrones
Tyrion attempts to tell a
joke about walking into a brothel with
honeycomb and a
jackass but the story always gets interrupted before the joke is finished.
Well someone has guessed the rest of the joke and the punchline
Season 1
Season 5 (@ 3:50 )
Tyrion walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass.
Madame:
What can we do for you?
Tyrion:
I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me.
Madame:
Whatever for? And what's with the honeycomb and the mule?
Tyrion:
My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes.
The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this damn honeycomb.
The second wish was that she have the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this damn donkey...
Madame:
And what about the third wish?
Tyrion:
Well... she asked the genie to make my cock hang down past my knee.
Madame:
Well that one's not so bad eh?
Tyrion:
Not so bad!? I used to be six foot three!