Political Jokes 2019 & 2020

Cincinnati Bengals Announce That They Have Won Super Bowl
By Andy Borowitz
November 4, 2020
A Cincinnati Bengals football player runs over the finish line with his hands outstretched joyously


CINCINNATI (The Borowitz Report)—In an early-morning victory statement that took many in the N.F.L. by surprise, the Cincinnati Bengals have declared themselves the winners of next February’s Super Bowl.
The declaration of victory seemed designed to stir controversy, in no small part because sixty minutes of the sixty-minute-long contest have yet to be played.
 
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