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    Roses are red
    Being Muslim is cool
    My wife's due home soon
    From primary school
     
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    It's crazy how many people who disagree with me on very minor issues also turn out to be hardcore neo-nazis.
     
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    it's a sad world when we are not all free to think identically
     
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    President Trump announced his plan to deport the illegal aliens from the US

    he's going to do it Juan by Juan
     
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    If you give an illegal immigrant your fish, he eats for a day

    If you deport the illegal immigrant, you'll never have to feed him again
     
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    If you let a man steal your fish, he eats for a day

    If you shoot a man stealing your fish, he'll never want to eat fish again
     
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    Democracy
    /dɪˈmɒkrəsi/
    noun

    A system of government in which a minority of enlightened citizens vandalize until they get their way.
     
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    fas·cism
    /ˈfaSHˌizəm/

    A system of government advocated by anyone whose political views I disagree with.
     
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    Witches around the world gathered at midnight last night to cast a spell on Trump & his supporters.

    It's good to see Hillary out again.
     
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    a store that blatantly promotes white supremacy.

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    Chocolate milk is terribly underrepresented.
    Where's the almond milk? WHERE?!
     
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    Beef Stroganoff found on menu of Trump Hotel, Russian dressing found in fridge

    Democrats demand special investigator.
     
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    Nancy Pelosi held a press conference to demand the Trump Adminstration should resign because , "Stroganoff is a well known Russian operative."




     

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