School

[metalman]

an unmatched left parenthesis ( creates an unresolved tension that will stay with you all day

 

[metalman]

Husband doing crossword with his wife

Husband: Emphatic no, five letters.

Wife: Never

H: Pistol, 3 letters.

W: Gun

H: Disgust, 3 letters.

W: Ugh

H: Charity, 4 letters.

W: Give

H: Female sheep, 3 letters

W: Ewe

H: Pixar movie, 2 letters

W: Up


H:
Never gunugh let ewe down
Never gunugh run a round
and desert ewe

 

[metalman]

how times have changed

 

[metalman]

Class, lets review this scenario one more time......

 

[metalman]

terrific
Archaic definition: causing great fear or dismay; terrifying; dreadful; appalling

Then people started describing the King Kong movie as "terrific", because it was scary, but they meant it as in a good way. Then English did what English does, the new "good" connotation stuck, and people learning English are now confused forever for yet another reason.

 

[FluffyMcDeath]

terrific
Archaic definition: causing great fear or dismay; terrifying; dreadful; appalling

Then people started describing the King Kong movie as "terrific", because it was scary, but they meant it as in a good way. Then English did what English does, the new "good" connotation stuck, and people learning English are now confused forever for yet another reason.

Wicked sick dope!

 

[metalman]

I swallowed an entire dictionary.

It gave me thesaurus throat.

Time for some verbal tea.

 

[metalman]

 

[metalman]

a list of things people don't give

a damn
a hoot
a plug nickel
a durn
a tinker's damn
a crap
a shit
a fig
a {bleep}
a flying {bleep}
a rat's ass
a second thought
a monkey's +{expletives}
a twopence
an inch
the time of day
half a fart

 

[metalman]

This is a school poster
No, it is not for dyslexia awareness
No, it is not a Harry Potter spell
Yes, the little girl is confused? why am I on this poster? Something is missing.

What is missing:
The girl should be holding an egg and while crossing the road with a chicken.
the name on the road sign is Amniote Lane

Another clue

 

[metalman]

If you haven't seen the original, well, that's just the non-narrated part of this clip. The pseudo-Morgan Freeman narration takes the clip to a whole other level.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1228486681449332736

 

[metalman]

 

[metalman]

 

[metalman]

 

[metalman]

 

[metalman]

Personal Protection Safety equipment is important

Note this gentleman has fall protection, but has neglected to wear his eye protection and gloves

 

[metalman]

well, that's the last thing I'll do.

 

[metalman]

 

[metalman]

Museum of Fire

 

[Speelgoedmannetje]

Then people started describing the King Kong movie as "terrific", because it was scary, but they meant it as in a good way. Then English did what English does, the new "good" connotation stuck, and people learning English are now confused forever for yet another reason.

That woman is humongous