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Check out the new Whyzzat Swagspot, for the latest
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star69
Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Posts: 10
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Harry the trumpeter
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:48 am
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| Harry was hired to play his trumpet on the score of a movie, and was especially thrilled because he got to take two long solos. After the sessions, which went wonderfully, Harry couldn't wait to see the finished product and asked the producer when he could catch the film. A little embarrassed, the producer explained that the music was for a porno flick that would be out in a month, and he told Harry where he could go to see it. A month later Harry, with his collar up and wearing glasses, went to the theatre where the picture was playing. He walked in and sat way in the back, next to an elderly couple. The movie started, and it was the filthiest, most perverse porno flick ever. Jerry couldn’t believe it as group sex, S&M and golden showers shot across the screen – and then, just when it couldn’t get any worse, a dog got in on the action. Quick as a flash, the dog has had sex with all the women, in every orifice; and with most of the men. Embarrassed, Harry turned to the old couple and whispered, ‘I'm only here for the music.’ The woman turned to Harry and whispered back, ‘That's okay, we're just here to see our dog.’ |
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Wayne
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Joined: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 525
Location: Huntsville, AL
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Re: Harry the trumpeter
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:54 am
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| star69 wrote: | | The woman turned to Harry and whispered back, ‘That's okay, we're just here to see our dog.’ |
Now that's funny!
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Vincent
Joined: 01 Apr 2005
Posts: 91
Location: Dundee, Scotland
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:38 am
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Classic!
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Karlos
Joined: 01 Apr 2005
Posts: 83
Location: Manchester UK!
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:32 pm
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ROFLMAO!
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metalman
Joined: 31 Mar 2005
Posts: 136
Location: Laredo, TX
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Re: Harry the trumpeter
Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 9:14 pm
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| star69 wrote: |
The woman turned to Harry and whispered back, ‘That's okay, we're just here to see our dog.’
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