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Check out the new Whyzzat Swagspot, for the latest
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redrumloa
Joined: 02 Apr 2005
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Location: Florida
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What's green & red, and goes 100 miles per hour?
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:33 am
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| A frog in a blender. |
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Speelgoedmannetje
Joined: 03 Apr 2005
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Location: Groningen, the Netherlands
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:47 am
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- Disclaimer: don't try this at home, kids! -
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cecilia
Joined: 31 Mar 2005
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Location: South Park
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:22 am
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That joke is older than uncle Milty
anyway, in catholic school the joke is:
What's black & white, and goes 100 miles per hour?
a nun in a blender
it's alot funnier.
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x56h34
Joined: 04 Apr 2005
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 10:15 am
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Here's a few pre-school jokes that I remember.
Why is elephant wearing yellow socks?
Because his red ones are being washed...
What's tiny, blue, and flies?
A mosquito wearing jeans...
How do you put an elephant into the refrigerator in three steps?
Open the door, push the elephant in, close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the same refrigerator in four steps?
Open the door, take the elephant out, push the giraffe in, close the door. |
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metalman
Joined: 31 Mar 2005
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Location: Laredo, TX
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 10:00 pm
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| cecilia wrote: |
in catholic school the joke is:
What's black & white, and goes 100 miles per hour?
a nun in a blender
it's alot funnier. |
What's Black and white and red all over?
Nun ran over by a bus!
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Andy
Joined: 02 May 2005
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 4:11 pm
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Q. What's black and white and read all over
A. A Newspaper
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minator
Joined: 03 Apr 2005
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Location: Paris
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 5:05 pm
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Our version goes:
What goes from green to red at the touch of a button?
Kermit in a liquidiser.
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Wayne
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Joined: 26 Mar 2005
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 5:16 pm
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| minator wrote: | | Kermit in a liquidiser. |
What did Kermit ever do to you? Do you hate ImageFX *that* much?
Wayne |
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Vincent
Joined: 01 Apr 2005
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Location: Dundee, Scotland
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 5:41 am
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He slowed down one episode of The Muppet Show by singing Somewhere Over the Rainbow when Alice Cooper was on
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