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star69
Joined: 11 Apr 2005
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Adventure sports
Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 7:56 am
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> Two Kerrymen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird
> section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and
> asks if he can help them.
>
> "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up
> dere,"says Gerry.
>
> The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Paddy and Gerry pay for the
> birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of
> the Connor Pass.
>
> At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000' foot drop and says "Dis
> looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on
> his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
> Paddy watches as Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself
> stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his
> head and says "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for
> me!"
>
> THERE'S MORE
>
> Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's been to the pet
> shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag
> in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus
> says.
>
> He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the
> cliff. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the
> parrot. Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom
> and breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head and says "And
> I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!"
>
>
> IT IS NOT OVER YET
>
> Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean Og
> appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag out
> of which he pulls a chicken. Sean Og then hurls himself off the cliff and
> disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
>
> Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry
> with his budgie jumping, den
> Seamus parrotshooting..and now Sean Og and his fook'n hengliding!" |
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