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Andy
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Hitman
    Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:44 pm

A guy hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 years. The hitman says, "I will shoot her just below the left tit." The hubby replies, "I want her dead not kneecapped."
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