1 less item on the list of things to do before I die

Karlos

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#107

Eat at least one (1) full naga jolokia chilli pepper (dried or fresh) inclusive of seeds....

A consequence of which is that I may have to forego #108 onwards. So this is what it feels like to suck on a rocket exhaust...
 
Wait... wait...

here come the endorphins...
 
ok, it's official ---- you ARE crazy :lol:
 
Karlos said:
#107

Eat at least one (1) full naga jolokia chilli pepper (dried or fresh) inclusive of seeds....

A consequence of which is that I may have to forego #108 onwards. So this is what it feels like to suck on a rocket exhaust...
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And it's hot enough to be giving YOU pain? ¡Ay, caramba!
 
Oh there was pain. But then the endorphins kicked in and then there were unicorns...

I think I overloaded my gustatory sense though. I can't seem to taste anything now.
 
Though I am still alive. So that's an interesting data point. I'm hoping this stuff follows the Jersey Death sauce trend of being neutralized before coming out again, or I may just die yet ;)
 
motorollin said:
Death by rectal ignition? :eek:
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Hmm, seeing as I am not dead, I could add an item to the list. Something along the lines of "be a human flamethrower"...

Common wisdom has it that fire producing organisms should be "fire breathing", but I see no reason to exclude "napalm excreting"...
 
I guess we'll find out tomorrow :)
 
For the meme generation, this about sums up the whole experience...
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Ok, it's the next day. So far so good...
 
Dude you are one crazy chilli freak, best you break out the Calamine just in case!
 
LOL! What a genius idea... Calamine lotion soaked hygiene wipes. Keep refrigerated :D
 
You guys should come to the next curry night :D
 
Karlos said:
You guys should come to the next curry night :D
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Ohhh no, hearing about your own colon abuse is bad enough. Hang on, that didn't come out how I intended... a bit like the chilli you ate :D
 
One of these days I hope I'll be in the neighbourhood when the curry night is ahoy.
 
motorollin said:
Ohhh no, hearing about your own colon abuse is bad enough.
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***prrrrrpffffft!*** must... resist...

Hang on, that didn't come out how I intended... a bit like the chilli you ate :D
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ROFLMAO!

Actually, I think the worst is over ;)

Unfortunately, I can also see directly into the bathrooms of the next 4 floors immediately below now.
 
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