13 year ols arrested for using a marker on a piece of paper

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... possession

A 13-year-old boy was arrested Friday for using a permanent marker while in class at his Oklahoma City middle school, a violation of an obscure city ordinance.

According to an Oklahoma City Police Department report, the boy was spotted “in possession of a permanent marker” by Roosevelt Middle School teacher DeLynn Woodside. The 50-year-old educator told cop Miguel Campos that the student was “writing on a piece of paper, which caused it to bleed over onto the desk.”

There's your change :firedup:

 

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School's Christmas Sweater Club punished for distributing candy canes

“Littering,“ ”creating a disturbance,“ and ”malicious wounding.”

“The candy canes could be used as weapons by sucking on them and making them have sharp points.”

“not everyone wants Christmas cheer. That suicide rates are up over Christmas, and that they should keep their cheer to themselves, perhaps.”