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Some of you might know I've been looking for a late-model American sedan to replace my Mazda pickup. No real reason, as my truck isn't falling apart or anything, but I just wish I had something more comfy for the commute, as well as the occasional thousand-mile trip home.
In essence, I'm looking for a 2000 - 2005 Ford Crown Vic, Mercury Grand Marquis, Lincoln Town Car, or even an older, two-door Lincoln Mark VIII with reasonable mileage (50-80k). These cars are usually driven by older people, and babied, so it's not unusual to see them pulling 150 - 200k miles or more.
Typical prices for these vehicles are between 4000 and 10k on eBay with the KBB retail value being a bit less.
Today, out of sheer boredom, I ended up driving up "used car alley" here between Chesapeake and Virginia Beach. Found several cars that might fit the bill, but one turned into an absolutely hilarious story..
Suzuki dealer in Chesapeake, "Lil Joe's Suzuki" had a 2000 Ford Crown Victoria (black). 58,000 miles on it. Nothing special, but it had obviously been well detailed. Mix-matched interior (tan seats, grey interior, which indicates a rebuild or replacement seats).
I knew what they wanted, but out of curiosity, I asked anyway. The answer, which I found SO hilarious was "10,900 is the finance price". I knew what they wanted, because they had the car on eBay with a price of $9900. I just wanted to go by in person (it's 3 miles from the apartment) to see if it had gold bricks in the trunk or something.
All this being said, I know and accept that right now there is a "used car bubble" wherein dealers are fscking over people who don't do their homework quoting the law of supply and demand. I get it. People cannot afford $50,000 new cars and they don't want to lease a car, so they buy used. The economy also isn't helping.
The problem, and the source of my humor is that when he looked at my truck, he said he'd only give me $1800 for it because that's "Kelly Blue Book trade-in". Cool. Whatever. However... The "Kelly Blue Book" retail value for the Crown Victoria, even if it were in FLAWLESS condition is only $5700. Being in good condition, that falls to $5200.
I know... shock. A used car dealer trying to rip people off. I get it, but my only response to this guy was to say "thanks, good luck with that" then turn on my heels and laugh raucously all the way back to my truck.
The search continues..
In essence, I'm looking for a 2000 - 2005 Ford Crown Vic, Mercury Grand Marquis, Lincoln Town Car, or even an older, two-door Lincoln Mark VIII with reasonable mileage (50-80k). These cars are usually driven by older people, and babied, so it's not unusual to see them pulling 150 - 200k miles or more.
Typical prices for these vehicles are between 4000 and 10k on eBay with the KBB retail value being a bit less.
Today, out of sheer boredom, I ended up driving up "used car alley" here between Chesapeake and Virginia Beach. Found several cars that might fit the bill, but one turned into an absolutely hilarious story..
Suzuki dealer in Chesapeake, "Lil Joe's Suzuki" had a 2000 Ford Crown Victoria (black). 58,000 miles on it. Nothing special, but it had obviously been well detailed. Mix-matched interior (tan seats, grey interior, which indicates a rebuild or replacement seats).
I knew what they wanted, but out of curiosity, I asked anyway. The answer, which I found SO hilarious was "10,900 is the finance price". I knew what they wanted, because they had the car on eBay with a price of $9900. I just wanted to go by in person (it's 3 miles from the apartment) to see if it had gold bricks in the trunk or something.
All this being said, I know and accept that right now there is a "used car bubble" wherein dealers are fscking over people who don't do their homework quoting the law of supply and demand. I get it. People cannot afford $50,000 new cars and they don't want to lease a car, so they buy used. The economy also isn't helping.
The problem, and the source of my humor is that when he looked at my truck, he said he'd only give me $1800 for it because that's "Kelly Blue Book trade-in". Cool. Whatever. However... The "Kelly Blue Book" retail value for the Crown Victoria, even if it were in FLAWLESS condition is only $5700. Being in good condition, that falls to $5200.
I know... shock. A used car dealer trying to rip people off. I get it, but my only response to this guy was to say "thanks, good luck with that" then turn on my heels and laugh raucously all the way back to my truck.
The search continues..