Another foot found in Canadian waters

[News Feed]

Authorities have found what appears to be a severed human foot this week, the 11th found in waterways in British Columbia in the past four years.

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[FluffyMcDeath]

Well, these things happen.

 

[Glaucus]

You'd think someone with a missing foot would chime in and claim their missing member by now.

 

[FluffyMcDeath]

You'd think someone with a missing foot would chime in and claim their missing member by now.

Look for hoppers.

 

[metalman]

Canadian's have a problem putting their best foot forward?

 

[ilwrath]

Canadian's have a problem putting their best foot forward?

The problem is they put it in front of a boat propeller, eh?

 

[FluffyMcDeath]

Canadian's have a problem putting their best foot forward?

We just can't get ahead.

 

[metalman]

We just can't get ahead.

Not getting a leg up either

 

[faethor]

I think we can all agree trouble is a foot in British Columbia.

 

[redrumloa]

Has Rex Ryan been vacationing in the area?

 

[FluffyMcDeath]

It was just an exceptionally high tide .....

(wait for it)

one foot more than usual!

 

[metalman]

there's an arch villain a foot

 

[Karlos]

Groan!

Still, so many dismembered feet in such a space of time?

 

[Karlos]

Foul play is not suspected, authorities told Canadian Broadcasting Corp. Authorities believe that because the remains did not have any evidence of trauma, the CBC reported.

What about not being attached to the rest of the body?

 

[faethor]

What about not being attached to the rest of the body?

It can't be trauma if the feet are removed after you're dead.

 

[Dammy]

This an acute case of being footloose?

 

[Karlos]

It can't be trauma if the feet are removed after you're dead.

I dunno, don't they use the term "Postmortem trauma" for that?

 

[FluffyMcDeath]

I dunno, don't they use the term "Postmortem trauma" for that?

But so long after death it's hard to tell what was original trauma, after all, time wounds all heels.

 

[Karlos]

... after all, time wounds all heels.

 

[metalman]

paging Dr. Scholl