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It's not like we didn't already know but someone lifted a rock recently and this crawled out.
"Conspiracy Theory" tends not to have a fixed meaning when used by politicians and PR people. It is used instead as a smear, sullied by negative association that has actively been promulgated for decades. Only crazy people believe in conspiracy theories, this is a conspiracy, you are crazy if you believe it. And while we're at it ... here is cloth that the stupid can't see. Would you like me to make you some new clothes from it?
Not all "conspiracy theories" are actually about conspiracies, not all "conspiracy theories" are crazy. "Business colludes with government" isn't in the same ballpark as "aliens transmit hypnotic suggestions to my teeth" - the British East India Company set a good model for corporate/government cooperation. Back then, if anyone even bothered to think it might be wrong to kill foreign people for their stuff the twinged was salved by the idea that "we" were "civilizing them". That kind of nonsense doesn't work now, of course. Since we are much more sensitive and sophisticated we only destroy peoples' countries to "liberate" them.
It's just one more link in the chain going back to Dick Cheney's March 2001 Energy ask Force meetings where documents such as this "Foreign Suitors for Iraqi Oilfield Contracts" come from.
In March 2003, just before Britain went to war, Shell denounced reports that it had held talks with Downing Street about Iraqi oil as "highly inaccurate". BP denied that it had any "strategic interest" in Iraq, while Tony Blair described "the oil conspiracy theory" as "the most absurd".
"Conspiracy Theory" tends not to have a fixed meaning when used by politicians and PR people. It is used instead as a smear, sullied by negative association that has actively been promulgated for decades. Only crazy people believe in conspiracy theories, this is a conspiracy, you are crazy if you believe it. And while we're at it ... here is cloth that the stupid can't see. Would you like me to make you some new clothes from it?
Not all "conspiracy theories" are actually about conspiracies, not all "conspiracy theories" are crazy. "Business colludes with government" isn't in the same ballpark as "aliens transmit hypnotic suggestions to my teeth" - the British East India Company set a good model for corporate/government cooperation. Back then, if anyone even bothered to think it might be wrong to kill foreign people for their stuff the twinged was salved by the idea that "we" were "civilizing them". That kind of nonsense doesn't work now, of course. Since we are much more sensitive and sophisticated we only destroy peoples' countries to "liberate" them.
The papers show that Lady Symons agreed to lobby the Bush administration on BP's behalf because the oil giant feared it was being "locked out" of deals that Washington was quietly striking with US, French and Russian governments and their energy firms.
Minutes of a meeting with BP, Shell and BG (formerly British Gas) on 31 October 2002 read: "Baroness Symons agreed that it would be difficult to justify British companies losing out in Iraq in that way if the UK had itself been a conspicuous supporter of the US government throughout the crisis."
It's just one more link in the chain going back to Dick Cheney's March 2001 Energy ask Force meetings where documents such as this "Foreign Suitors for Iraqi Oilfield Contracts" come from.