Britons wearily accept that their prime minister....

[Robert]

.... put his cock in a pig's mouth.

THE nation is not remotely surprised to hear that its leader shoved his penis into the mouth of a dead pig.

Reports that David Cameron mimicked the act of fellatio with the severed head of a farm animal while his Bullingdon Club friends whooped and cheered have been greeted with tired indifference.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/polit...r-put-his-cock-in-a-pigs-mouth-20150921102114

 

[Wayne]

Ok, now that's one I never expected to hear...

EDIT: Ah, ok, "satire".. Guess I'm just missing the "satire is funny" gene...

 

[Robert]

Sorry, you might have missed the original story:

Ex-Conservative Party treasurer Lord Ashcroft says his new book about David Cameron is "not about settling scores".

The unauthorised biography, serialised in the Daily Mail, includes allegations about the PM's student days.
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The book also includes allegations of drug-taking and an initiation ceremony Mr Cameron is said, by an unnamed source, to have taken part in, involving a dead pig.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-34312744

 

[Robert]

Today's Mash:

RESPONDING to allegations about oral sex with a dead pig would be ‘undignified’, according to a man who once had oral sex with a dead pig.

The man said it would be ‘beneath him’ to comment on the disgusting thing that he did with a dead pig while being cheered on by some other equally vile men.

The man, who is now known by everyone as ‘the dead pig oral sex guy’, added: “I’m better than that.”

It is understood the man is now focused on ‘getting on with the job’ and is determined to put the oral sex with a dead pig behind him.

But experts stressed the man’s job was one of those positions where it is important not to be known as ‘the dead pig oral sex guy’.

Professor Henry Brubaker, from the Institute for Studies, said: “A few years ago a man in a similar line of work became known as ‘the cigar up the vagina guy’. And he still is.

“That was very bad. But I think we can all agree it’s not quite as bad as being ‘the dead pig oral sex guy’.

“Then again, maybe everyone will just forget about it.”

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/polit...ied-says-dead-pig-oral-sex-guy-20150921102132

 

[the_leander]

On a more positive note, at least it wasn't another story about Tories putting their cocks in kids...

 

[cecilia]

john Oliver talked about this - I wish everyone can see it but as far as I knew it's not on youtube.
anyway, he told the viewers to go on twitter and using #respectfulinterspecies make comments. here's some:

https://twitter.com/x/status/650159390469656576

https://twitter.com/x/status/650165071318925313

https://twitter.com/x/status/650099900588388352

https://twitter.com/x/status/649776413952884736