Jackmeoff Mudd Arrested In Fort Lauderdale

[redrumloa]

Jackmeoff Mudd, 54, was arrested on charges of assault, disorderly conduct, resisting an officer, possession of alcohol in an open container, and violation of probation.

 

[robert l. bentham]

Fort Lauderdale Cops Looking for a Ninja in Shorts Who Robbed a Convenience Store


http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/2012/08/fort_lauderdale_cops_looking_f.php

they have all the fun crime in ft lauderdale...

 

[cecilia]

From what you can see in the video, the thief was wearing a black long-sleeved shirt, black sneakers, and a black shirt over his face with the neck hole as eye slits. He also wore black shorts, because you never go full ninja on a convenience-store heist. Or maybe he was just hot and it was enough already with all the damned clothes.

was this written by a guy from The Onion???

 

[metalman]

Jackmeoff Mudd the criminal formerly known as Brian Eric Rhodes