Japanese Make "Delicious", Nourishing Steaks From Human Feces

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The delicious "steak" is even finished with red food color to give it a comforting hue. Mr. Ikeda claims that in initial testing people found the feces steak to taste somewhat like beef.

Mr. Ikeda is afraid the main obstacle to deploying excrement meat to the masses is the "psychological barrier." He states, "I admit that few people would be keen to eat it knowing its made of human excrement."

Indeed, the concept of "fake" meat alone is hard for some to swallow. Taco Bell was recently sued when diners discovered that its beef mixed "fake meat" filers with real meat.

How much would the "meat" cost? Mr. Ikeda comments, "As far as the cost is concerned, because at the moment it includes the cost of research our artificial meat is 10 to 20 times more expensive than normal meat. But once the research is complete and it's put on the market, we'll probably be able to price it at roughly the same level as normal meat."

The new "meat" is also healthier than traditional meat as it’s an ideal mix of 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. The small fat content, in particular makes the feces steaks healthier than their animal counterpart.

http://www.dailytech.com/Japanese+Make+Delicious+Nourishing+Steaks+From+Human+Feces/article21932.htm


err... poople... :confused:
 
Well, before now, it was just a colorful figure of speech, but leave it to the Japanese to actually try serving a real shit sandwich.
 
It's a bit unfair to call it poo steak when it's more or a bacteria burger. I don't suppose that makes it sound any yummier, but in principle it's more like agriculture where you grow something in manure and eat the crop rather than the manure.
 
It's a bit unfair to call it poo steak when it's more or a bacteria burger. I don't suppose that makes it sound any yummier, but in principle it's more like agriculture where you grow something in manure and eat the crop rather than the manure.
I'll have an E. Coli burger please. No, make that a double and with extra Enterococci sauce. Yum!

Hey, I eat yogurt with probiotics, so eating bacteria cultures isn't all that outlandish. But that's just too messed up. Not to mention, how do they get rid of all the non-bio pollutants? It's probably full of mercury and drug residue and other horrible things that should only be dumped in our formerly clean rivers, lakes and oceans!

Btw, I could post videos of what some Japanese have put in their mouths but it would probably get me banned. And Metalman probably has already seen it all.
 
No problem with this in principle.
On a practical level, however; I don't think I'd be tempted.
 
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