Kill All The Jews

You should probably be more careful with your thread titles. Might attract the wrong Google searches to this site. Not sure why we need shocking titles anyway, there's like what, 15 active posters here and only a handful of new threads daily, meaning, we're all gonna read them eventually anyway.

Btw, is there a trailer for that video? There's no way I'm gonna sit and watch half an hour of that. The internet gives me ADHD or something, gotta keep things short. :D
 
metalman said:
the cliff notes ;)
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Because Israel is going to attack Iran’s nuclear facilities, Iran is justified in launching a pre-emptive, cataclysmic attack against the Jewish state, the doctrine argues.
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Oh oh. Sounds like they really must be crazy if they are considering using the Bush Doctrine.
 
metalman said:
the cliff notes ;)
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erm ...

The Iranian secret documentary “The Coming Is Upon Us”
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This sounds more and more dire. That and the fact that the notoriously unbiased World Net Daily uses an anxiety provoking bright yellow for their text highlighting colour convinces me that someone needs to kill all of the women and children in Iran with radioactive weaponry. Boo yeah!
 
FluffyMcDeath said:
Oh oh. Sounds like they really must be crazy if they are considering using the Bush Doctrine.
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That's definitely one way to describe it. Not so much for the ayatollahs perhaps, but Ahmadinejad and Netanyahu are both ultra conservative populists, as was Bush. There's one thing all ultra conservative populists hate: ultra conservative populists of another flavor - especially if they're neighbors. In other words, both Iranian and Israeli leadership are the same kind of rancid feces. Now if only we could put both of them on an island, let them fight to the death and then drop a big bomb on who ever is left standing, that would be real sweat (and yes, I'll gladly take the calorie hit for that).
 
Ahmadinejad apparently not only is building nukes,
... but has also been training Iranian female ninjas!


They are stealthy because it’s hard to see their ninja clothes under a burkha

Well at least don't have to worry about them learning Judo in Iran because that's the ancient marshal arts training for Jews… ;)

Here women don’t need Ninja training, they can kill you with a look.
"THAT look," you know ... the laser eye death rays ...
 
FluffyMcDeath said:
erm ...



This sounds more and more dire. That and the fact that the notoriously unbiased World Net Daily uses an anxiety provoking bright yellow for their text highlighting colour convinces me that someone needs to kill all of the women and children in Iran with radioactive weaponry. Boo yeah!
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Semi-official new agency in Iran reported that Mahdi's representatives were already in contact with the Iranian government about a year ago. Or was it the current Iranian President who said that, can't remember but it's about the same.

IIRC, the Mahdi will not appear until the world is engulfed in war, but his appearance will have everyone converting to Islam or perish. So what should a good little nutjob dictator do when it's clear what his faith is calling for?
 
Dammy said:
IIRC, the Mahdi will not appear until the world is engulfed in war, but his appearance will have everyone converting to Islam or perish. So what should a good little nutjob dictator do when it's clear what his faith is calling for?
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Looks like we should be giving Iran plans for nukes and sending people to help them build them right, no? After all, it's only when fire destroys all of Israel that the Jews will finally convert to Christianity and live happily ever after. Shouldn't we be doing what we can to bring forward that happy day?
 
FluffyMcDeath said:
Looks like we should be giving Iran plans for nukes and sending people to help them build them right, no? After all, it's only when fire destroys all of Israel that the Jews will finally convert to Christianity and live happily ever after. Shouldn't we be doing what we can to bring forward that happy day?
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The Vatican shouldn't get nukes either. ;)
 
Dammy, you're forgetting that religion is just a tool and no matter how fundamentalist the Iranian leadership might appear to you, they're not likely to want to bring about the judgment day as that would mark the end of their leadership. And where's the fun in that?

But are they nuts enough to preemptively strike against Israel? It's certainly conceivable, after all the US was nuts enough to invade Iraq. And ya, Israel is definitely nuts enough to attack Iran. The problem is, in that region anyway, there really isn't enough sanity.
 
Glaucus said:
Dammy, you're forgetting that religion is just a tool and no matter how fundamentalist the Iranian leadership might appear to you, they're not likely to want to bring about the judgment day as that would mark the end of their leadership. And where's the fun in that?
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You are still thinking they are secular, he ain't. If Iran is burned in a nuclear firestorm, he and his companions would be happy as all their fellow Iranian citizens are safely in heaven where he will get his rewards from Allah for doing Allah's work.

But are they nuts enough to preemptively strike against Israel? It's certainly conceivable, after all the US was nuts enough to invade Iraq. And ya, Israel is definitely nuts enough to attack Iran. The problem is, in that region anyway, there really isn't enough sanity.
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I don't think they would strike Israel first. If you remember your history, they have always referred to Israel is as "little Satan." Big Satan has always been the USA, that is their primary target. After they deal with "big Satan", little Satan is much easier to deal with.
 
Glaucus said:
But are they nuts enough to preemptively strike against Israel? It's certainly conceivable, after all the US was nuts enough to invade Iraq.
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Except that even if Iran had a nuke they couldn't attack Israel because Israel has over 200 nukes and the ability to deliver them as far away as Paris.
 
Dammy said:
I don't think they would strike Israel first. If you remember your history, they have always referred to Israel is as "little Satan." Big Satan has always been the USA, that is their primary target. After they deal with "big Satan", little Satan is much easier to deal with.
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Even less likely. The US has more nukes than Israel.

Haven't you not noticed that ALL of the religions are more interested in spreading themselves in the world rather than speeding themselves to heaven?
 
FluffyMcDeath said:
Except that even if Iran had a nuke they couldn't attack Israel because Israel has over 200 nukes and the ability to deliver them as far away as Paris.
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Ya, well, the key to nuclear war is surprise. Maybe that's why Iran is experimenting with stealth technology and missiles. But even if they had some conventional cruise missiles, that can fly under radar, that would be enough. Then there's things like parking submarines in the Mediterranean. It would easy for Iran to nuke Israel because Israel is so darn small and Iran really can sneak up on them and surprise them. Israel would never knew what hit it. The biggest drawback would be that Israel is very close to other nations, but they're not likely to do much in retaliation once they see their neighbor obliterated.

But aside from that, Iran could use it's nuclear arsenal for backup and simply launch a conventional attack.

Not saying these are likely scenarios, but they are conceivable.
 
FluffyMcDeath said:
Except that even if Iran had a nuke they couldn't attack Israel because Israel has over 200 nukes and the ability to deliver them as far away as Paris.
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Must have missed the news stories about the Israelis threatening to nuke Paris
 
Glaucus said:
It would easy for Iran to nuke Israel because Israel is so darn small and Iran really can sneak up on them and surprise them. Israel would never knew what hit it. The biggest drawback would be that Israel is very close to other nations, but they're not likely to do much in retaliation once they see their neighbor obliterated.
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The Palestinians haven't figured out yet, when Israel gets nuked, they're toast too.
 
metalman said:
The Palestinians haven't figured out yet, when Israel gets nuked, they're toast too.
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i'd say they prolly already know that, but like everything else they dont get a vote in what oppressive and aggressive people do to them...
 
metalman said:
Must have missed the news stories about the Israelis threatening to nuke Paris
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Isn't that interesting. I said they can deliver nukes as far away as Paris and you read "Israel threatens to nuke Paris". The propagandists on your news networks rely on your propensity to do this sort of leap.
 
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