NYPD can see your nuts!

[FluffyMcDeath]

If they want to (and the title wasn't a typo) because - X ray vision! So not only can they see your nuts, they can slowly sterilize you at the same time. That's what Freedom(TM) tastes like!

 

[Speelgoedmannetje]

Do they ... touch themselves ... when they're at it?

 

[FluffyMcDeath]

Do they ... touch themselves ... when they're at it?

If they see something they really like they can "stop and frisk".