Political Jokes 2025

Robert said:
Why is the London police chef getting involved in anything other cooking lunch?
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Good question. I had to Google this, but apparently it is real.

UK police commissioner threatens to extradite, jail US citizens over online posts: ‘We’ll come after you’​

What a tool this guy is. Nonsense woke UK speech laws don't cover US citizens.

Robert said:
That aside, I'd happily watch Musk attempt take on an average London bobby in "finger match". What an arsehole.
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Apparently this copper directly targeted Musk:

A Sky News reporter asked Commissioner Rowley to further explain his warning, arguing that high profile figures have been “whipping up the hatred,” and that “the likes of Elon Musk” have been getting involved.

She then asked what the police force’s plan will be “when it comes to dealing with people who are whipping up this kind of behavior from behind the keyboard who may be in a different country?”

Rowley answered by telling the reporter, “Being a keyboard warrior does not make you safe from the law.”

This cop seems to be the azzhole here.
 
I had to Google this, but apparently it is real.
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I was joking about @amuse calling him chef when they meant chief. Guess it was a typo or @amuse is a non-native English speaker.

Rowley answered by telling the reporter, “Being a keyboard warrior does not make you safe from the law.”
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Been true in Scotland for years. England are catching up to the nonsense.
This cop seems to be the azzhole here.
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He may well be - plenty of police are in my experience - but that detracts zero from Musk's arseholery. The relative arseholery of the two are not mutually exclusive
 

Recipient of World’s First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking​

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Robert said:
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This is what happens when you vote Democrat. Yeah it's a meme, but this is was completely avoidable. California literally sued Trump repeatedly, to make sure this happened.

Anyhow, facts here with plenty of jokes thrown in.

 
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