Political Jokes

Roses are red
Being Muslim is cool
My wife's due home soon
From primary school
 
It's crazy how many people who disagree with me on very minor issues also turn out to be hardcore neo-nazis.
 
it's a sad world when we are not all free to think identically
 
President Trump announced his plan to deport the illegal aliens from the US

he's going to do it Juan by Juan
 
If you give an illegal immigrant your fish, he eats for a day

If you deport the illegal immigrant, you'll never have to feed him again
 
If you let a man steal your fish, he eats for a day

If you shoot a man stealing your fish, he'll never want to eat fish again
 
Democracy
/dɪˈmɒkrəsi/
noun

A system of government in which a minority of enlightened citizens vandalize until they get their way.
 
fas·cism
/ˈfaSHˌizəm/

A system of government advocated by anyone whose political views I disagree with.
 
Witches around the world gathered at midnight last night to cast a spell on Trump & his supporters.

It's good to see Hillary out again.
 
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a store that blatantly promotes white supremacy.

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Chocolate milk is terribly underrepresented.
Where's the almond milk? WHERE?!
 
Beef Stroganoff found on menu of Trump Hotel, Russian dressing found in fridge

Democrats demand special investigator.
 
metalman said:
Beef Stroganoff found on menu of Trump Hotel, Russian dressing found in fridge

Democrats demand special investigator.
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Nancy Pelosi held a press conference to demand the Trump Adminstration should resign because , "Stroganoff is a well known Russian operative."




 
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