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I ... am ... SHOCKED!!)
Sure the all-powerful God appears to operate everywhere in the universe except for Canada....Maybe in Canada.
Perhaps the laws of physics are different here too.Sure the all-powerful God appears to operate everywhere in the universe except for Canada....
Apparently all it takes to keep him out is not to invite him in - specially with schools and stuff. He's kind of like a vampire that way.Sure the all-powerful God appears to operate everywhere in the universe except for Canada....
religion teaches people how to lie better.“See, if I go and rob a [expletive], then I’m still going to Heaven because, umm, it’s like Jesus knows I ain’t have no choice, you know?” he told researchers. “He know I got a decent heart. He know I’m stuck in the ‘hood and just doing what I gotta do to survive.”
A 25-year-old criminal nicknamed “Cool” said he always does a “quick little prayer” before committing a crime in order to “stay cool with Jesus.” As long as you ask for forgiveness, Jesus has to give it to you, he said.
Sure the all-powerful God appears to operate everywhere in the universe except for Canada....
Reminds me of this...Repent and all will be forgiven