SARAH PALIN SUMMONS FORCES OF EVIL

[Robert]

WHILE the world isn't looking, Sarah Palin has summoned an army of
goblins, trolls and giant insects to her Alaskan fortress of evil.

The 'hockey mom' and mental witch queen
is believed to be preparing for a climactic battle against all that is
good in the world. Experts say she will ride into battle on a 50ft
venomous centipede, wearing full body armour that emphasises her oddly
alluring breasts...

From The Daily Mash

-EDIT-
Sorry - meant to put this in the Lizard Lounge.

 

[faethor]

Sarah Jadis Palin descended from a line of King and Queens who magically forced the area she controls into an endless winter.

 

[Speelgoedmannetje]

 

[cecilia]

:roflmao:

 

[FluffyMcDeath]

And now, in unsurprising news, Sarah is being investigated for ethics violations.