Senate ID cards have photo of smart chip..

[Robert]

.. but no actual chip

... Moreover, in contrast to the executive branch's widespread adoption of PIV cards with a smart chip, most Senate staff ID cards have a photo of a chip printed on them, rather than a real chip. Given the significant investment by the executive branch in smart-chip based two-factor authentication, we should strongly consider issuing our staff real chip-based ID cards and then using those chips as a second factor....

 

[redrumloa]

Oh lawd...

 

[ilwrath]

.. but no actual chip

Yeah, I saw this one a couple days ago and read it. I've reread it a couple more times. And it still is as completely incomprehensible as it was the first time.

I just can't even....