Stephen Colbert with more political comedy

Micro aggression alert!

Micro aggressions: when you want to be offended and so make the worst possible interpretation of a casual remark
 
Dogs: why are they so racist?

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If you shop somewhere besides Whole Foods, does that makes you a racist?
 
Nano Aggression Alert!

Nano aggressions: Science reveals there are subliminal aggressions that happen too quickly for the brain to perceive the aggression

Nano aggression happens on the quantum of level of aggression. Whether there is a principle corresponding to the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, such that there is a fundamental limit on how precisely we can measure the amplitude, direction, and spin of nano aggression requires more data runs in the super collider. Some researchers have claimed to have observed quantum tunneling of nano aggression through the intended victim, leaving no trace of effect, although others criticize these claims on the basis of inadequate experimental control for a phlegmatic disposition or simply the subject was sound asleep at the time.
 
You exhale too much CO2.
The case for lowering carbon emissions by holding your breath.
 
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"MAN's Best Friend??

The foundational institutional patriarchal oppression that bread misogyny into dogs.
 
Why progressives are obsessed with an obscure Church with 8 members?
are progressives all racists?
yes
 
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Canadians are the prime examples of the dangers of white privilege
 
Stephen Colbert's next investigation will focus on the racial factor behind Canada banning people of color from the curling team
 
Today's seminar:
FluffyMcDeath explains how communism was ruined by Noam Chomsky's white privilege
 
Why Democrats hate this weird trick that gets you a free KKK membership and an copy of Robert C Byrd's 14 hour filibuster speech of the 1964 civil rights act, suitable for framing
 
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Wow... Someone replaced Metalman with a spambot. Oddly, comment content remains similar.
 
A wonderful example of Nano Aggression vs Ad Nauseum.
 
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