Stories like this are worth their weight in well...

[the_leander]

Robot cop tackles mystery tinfoil poo-bomb bandit
Plods feared massive turd explosion, evacuated large area

Toronto residents were hastily evacuated from homes and businesses in the city yesterday as police feared that tinfoil-wrapped packages of human excrement found beneath a car might explode, flattening an entire neighbourhood in a devastating poo-based blast horror incident of some type.

Understandably reluctant to tackle the potentially devastating turd-torpedoes themselves, the local police bomb squad instead sent in a robot.

Read on over at El Reg!

 

[cecilia]

did the Onion write this??