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Is that so? I haven't had time to look into it - big BBQ today - but did they get "Super Congress" through in the same bill?
 
FluffyMcDeath said:
Is that so? I haven't had time to look into it - big BBQ today - but did they get "Super Congress" through in the same bill?
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THE violent death of every human being was prevented last night after some American politicians agreed to get some more money.
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.. some commentators have warned that even though the United States is now able to borrow non-lethal amounts of money, unless Portugal and Italy can either borrow more or less money then everybody in Europe will be dead by Thursday. And so will all trees and flowers.

And the little pussycats.

Denys Finch-Hatton, chief sayer of sooths and rancid chicken gut fiddler at the Daily Telegraph, said the Great Eagle of Asgarath had been sighted on the horizon and that all must end in the fiery pit where dwelleth the five year Spanish gilt yields.

His eyes then rolled backwards in his head and he fell to the floor yelling 'buy ye gold or perish!'.

Julian Cook added: "Despite the deal, it's important to remember that we must all continue to live in constant, life-shortening fear because of this entirely abstract system we have created and could, if we had even a shred of imagination or genuine compassion for one another, dismantle right {bleep} now.
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From the Daily Mash, of course:
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...ain-death-of-everybody-in-world-201108014140/
 
John Conyers (Dem)
We’ve got to educate the American people at the same time we educate the President of the United States. The Republicans, Speaker Boehner or Majority Leader Cantor did not call for Social Security cuts in the budget deal. The President of the United States called for that. My response to him is to mass thousands of people in front of the White House to protest this.
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FluffyMcDeath said:
Is that so? I haven't had time to look into it - big BBQ today - but did they get "Super Congress" through in the same bill?
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I'm more concerned about the big BBQ today. I expect a post with all the yummy details!:cool:
 
VP Joe Biden said “They have acted like terrorists”

[Rep. Mike] Doyle said “This small group of terrorists have made it impossible to spend any money.”

Rep Sheila Jackson Lee "we are now witnessing the tyranny of the minority."

Senate Majority Whip Dick Durbin (D-Ill.) "I would say ... that symbolically, that agreement is moving us to the point where we are having the final interment of John Maynard Keynes"
 
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