Weirdos in Florida - 2011 Edition

[faethor]

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/florida-weird-2011-15286073

"Did you hear about the giant Lego man that washed up on Siesta Key beach? What about the man who walked into a bar, ordered a beer and disappeared for 30 minutes to rob a bank, only to return and finish his drink? Or how about the puzzling story of the baby grand piano that showed up on a sandbar near Miami?
That's Florida, where weird is an everyday event."

 

[redrumloa]

That is the G-rated stuff. Our morons did much more in 2011.

2011 Top FloriDUH trends:
Our strong and positive body image, noted by our need to disrobe in public -- and our equally strong libidos
Stuart: Woman, 21, flashes her headlights while driving, gets busted
New Port Richey: Alleged sex on the street lands middle-aged couple in jail.
Tequesta: Woman jailed for nude sunbathing on beach.
Seffner: Alleged swingers club — with spanking table — shut down
Sarasota: Woman gets naked at a bar — and she's not a dancer
Treasure island: Sex on the beach — for over an hour — gets couple arrested, cops say
Gainesville: 3 young women found naked, arrested
Orlando: Super-rich couple busted after threesome in club restroom, cops say
Bradenton: Mom exposes herself at son's school during fight about another woman's attire

 

[Glaucus]

Wow, it is pretty lame to arrest people for nudity. You should go to any beach on Mykonos, your brain will explode.