Well, at least he isn't ISIS

[FluffyMcDeath]

No, really. If it wasn't for that bit I wouldn’t have bothered. If it wasn't for that it's just another "western kid gets radicalised" story, but this bit made it special for me.

Mrs Phipps said: 'Lucas is a target. I'm glad he's associated with al-Qaeda rather than IS, but obviously I worry.

 

[Robert]

I liked this bit myself:

Uni dropout was into rock and was in a band called Hannah's Got Herpes