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Everyone knows that our wars are moral and our weapons are weapons of peace. We don't kill civilians we deeply regret collateral damage. We don't target civilian infrastructure we target enemy assets.
And while our weapons are beyond repute, enemy weapons are devious and despicable. Palestinians fill rockets with ball bearings for maximum damage but we have missiles that merely produce shrapnel (that presumably caresses the skin of the babies who catch it, like soap bubbles on a summer breeze).
I suppose part of the difference is that our weapons are hi-tech and produced by arms manufacturers in facilities and plants but the enemy improvises devices in workshops. What can we do if the enemy ups the sophistication of its arms? Don't worry. The PR companies are on it - and hilarity ensues.
And while our weapons are beyond repute, enemy weapons are devious and despicable. Palestinians fill rockets with ball bearings for maximum damage but we have missiles that merely produce shrapnel (that presumably caresses the skin of the babies who catch it, like soap bubbles on a summer breeze).
I suppose part of the difference is that our weapons are hi-tech and produced by arms manufacturers in facilities and plants but the enemy improvises devices in workshops. What can we do if the enemy ups the sophistication of its arms? Don't worry. The PR companies are on it - and hilarity ensues.
