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Bizarro News 2019-2020
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Oops. That's probably our bad. Detroit started the Octopus tradition. Just someone who moved down to Florida didn't have a strong enough throwing arm to make it to the ice. (Also, it should at least be after the anthem, not during. And most correctly is after a playoff goal.)
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This guy is now my hero.
https://whotv.com/2019/01/16/small-prize-big-check-for-iowa-lottery-player/
https://whotv.com/2019/01/16/small-prize-big-check-for-iowa-lottery-player/
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Ariana Grande Mocked for Misspelled Japanese Tattoo that Translates to ‘Charcoal Grill’
Ariana Grande had gotten the tattoo on her palm thinking it meant “7 Rings,” which is the title of her latest single.
The text, however, translates to “small charcoal grill.”
Ariana Grande had gotten the tattoo on her palm thinking it meant “7 Rings,” which is the title of her latest single.
The text, however, translates to “small charcoal grill.”
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On Tuesday, nearly 136 years after his death, somebody decided to stop the rise of communism by trashing Karl Marx’s gravestone before it’s too late.
It’s a weird time to do it. Who could be mad enough at him that they want vengeance, given that he is, at most, fairly politically inactive as a corpse? The perpetrator is believed to have used a hammer, not even paying him the respect of also using a sickle, so they must really hate the guy.
It’s a weird time to do it. Who could be mad enough at him that they want vengeance, given that he is, at most, fairly politically inactive as a corpse? The perpetrator is believed to have used a hammer, not even paying him the respect of also using a sickle, so they must really hate the guy.
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man faces felony charge for dipping testicles in salsa before delivery
"Webb produced a video showing Webb placing his testicles in a salsa container and (the driver) is heard laughing and stating, 'This is what you get when you give an 89-cent tip for an almost 30-minute drive,"
"Webb produced a video showing Webb placing his testicles in a salsa container and (the driver) is heard laughing and stating, 'This is what you get when you give an 89-cent tip for an almost 30-minute drive,"
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When I first saw this I wondered, "who gets testicles delivered to their home?"
For that part he should also be in the Dumbest Criminals thread.
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When I first saw this I wondered, "who gets testicles delivered to their home?"
was he a double-dipper?
at least he didn't use his fingers.
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Homeowner's Association Fines Resident After Car Leaves Penis-Shaped Outline in Snowy Lot
did the outline lasted longer than four hours?
did the outline lasted longer than four hours?
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Some GDPR guff, I imagine.
Probably. The Drive has forums.
But, basically, the whole hubbub is just homeowners associations gone mad. I'd never live anywhere I had to be part of one. Neighbors who are on the HA board use the HA to cause all sorts of nuisance problems for whoever they don't like at the moment. It's worse than high school cliques, as you can't just flip them the middle finger and walk away (my preferred high school approach to cliques) as these HAs can hit owners with fines and tickets for just about anything. Basically, if you get on the wrong side of a petty HA, your only recourse is to move out or assemble enough people to take it over.
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Thanks for the explanation.
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Two People Arrested After Dueling Using Tongs During a Fight Over Buffet Crab Legs
The fight was witnessed by a police officer that was eating at the buffet at the time. He was disturbed from his meal when he heard a fight breaking out at the buffet line,
The fight was witnessed by a police officer that was eating at the buffet at the time. He was disturbed from his meal when he heard a fight breaking out at the buffet line,
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Yeesh, I need to move to a civilised country...
Doesn't that have to due to some stupid EU law to protect you from wrong think?
"There's a woman who's beating a man. People are moving around, plates are shattering everywhere," Johnson continued.
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Yes, they're insisting that passwords are hashed and personal information is encrypted, the fascist bastards!
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The site doesn't even have registered users or a comment section? just links to post to facebook or twitter
just beware if you ever eat crab legs in Huntsville, AL
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The amount of sites whose developers didn't understand GDPR and instead just shat it is quite staggering.
I shall bear that in mind if I ever make it there (unlikely, unless I suddenly come by enough time and money for an extended tour of North America).