Corona jokes

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Corona virus is just like pasta

The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.

 

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The world health organization declared that dogs cannot contract the Corona virus.

All dogs held in quarantine have now been released.

So to clarify.... WHO let the dogs out.

 

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Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus pandemic

Viral marketing strategy failed.

 

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A man calls his doctor because he suspects he has Coronacirus

They discuss his symptoms and conclude that he indeed has the disease.

Doctor: you will need to start the 3P diet.

Man: the 3P diet? What's that?

Doctor: pizza, pancakes, and panini

Man: but doctor, why?

Doctor: because they fit under the door

 

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With the Corona Virus pandemic

Now even our deaths are
“Made in China”

 

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Dad jokes are like Coronavirus
Everyone gets It,
but not everyone can laugh about It

 

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Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?

Because you’re taking my breath away

 

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Corona came out with a new beer

It's some kind of Asian ail

 

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I thought I had the corona virus

But my doctor says it’s just an alcohol addiction.

 

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