I'm 43 and I must not laugh about this. I'm adult, responsible, and really should not be laughing about this.I'm 52 years old and still this level of puerile humour funny:
I still use Duck Duck Go occasionally, despite it being the hilariously favoured engine of the anons....and there are no viable alternatives. I saw a paid ad for a "Conservative Search Engine" and gave it a try. My first dozen-ish searches were non-political and I got completely unrelated results like creationist websites. I miss real search engines