Some Obama political knee slappers

[redrumloa]

I don't write these things, I just pass them along......

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We
agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. - Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. – Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy
behind you has to pay for it. – O’Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. – Leno

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. – Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who
would be saved?
A: America! – Fallon

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. –
Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. - Letterman

 

[FluffyMcDeath]

Not bad.
I do believe I may have chuckled even.

 

[Glaucus]

Not bad. But at least Obama is making the comedians work for their pay, unlike Bush how handed them the jokes on a silver platter. Daily.