Bizarro News

[metalman]

Tinder users can express their gender in 37 different ways.

At least when I'm at the hardware store there are still only 2 genders of connector

 

[metalman]

Tony the Tiger begs furries to stop tweeting him porn

 

[metalman]

parking lot fight turns into demolition derby

 

[Robert]

Canadian cops punish drunk drivers with NICKELBACK

 

[metalman]

Son dismembered, dissolved parents in acid

"MacLean said he was unsure of a motive, but Lisa and Joel Guy Sr. planned to discuss with their unemployed 28 year old son during the holiday, discontinuing his financial support."

 

[metalman]

Beaver Apprehended After Trashing Store That Sells Fake Christmas Trees

 

[redrumloa]

Suspect with drawn-on beard wanted for robbing Florida gas station

https://twitter.com/x/status/809403392930054145

 

[metalman]

Florida man breaks into neighbor's home to pet their cat

 

[metalman]

Suspect with drawn-on beard wanted for robbing Florida gas station

https://twitter.com/x/status/809403392930054145

gender =/= man

 

[Robert]

Two naked men fight in Paisley street after jumping from flat window

 

[redrumloa]

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Security Guard Caught Masturbating During NFL Game

https://twitter.com/x/status/811104147797921793

 

[metalman]

Elf porn searches increase massively ahead of Christmas

 

[metalman]

Man Arrested After Demanding That McDonald's Workers Turn Off "Christian Music"

the “Christian music” to which Allen referred was apparently Christmas tunes. He demanded they turn it off and play some Muslim and Hindu tunes.

 

[metalman]

father shoots his daughter in the head three times while asleep in her bed, claims it was an accident

Tahani had recently traveled alone on a business trip to Las Vegas against her father’s wishes. They’d reportedly had an argument about that trip.

 

[redrumloa]

Rwanda Bans Witchcraft From Soccer After Crazy Incident Resulting in a Goal

 

[metalman]

man confesses to killing his lover, planned to ‘fry the penis up and eat it’

 

[metalman]

News anchor sets off Alexa devices around San Diego ordering unwanted dollhouses

 

[Robert]

Great-grandma accidentally prays to Lord of the Rings figurine for years

A great-grandmother has been accidentally praying to a figure of Elrond, an elf from The Lord of the Rings, after mistaking it for a figurine of Saint Anthony, every day for years.

 

[metalman]

Texas police mistake rap video shoot for armed robbery in progress

"A music video shoot came to a premature end when rappers dressed as bank robbers drew the attention of actual police."

 

[metalman]

“Shower Beer is a sweet but strong pale ale in a 18 cl small bottle meant to gulp in three sips while standing in the shower