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"Guards at the prison, which has no fences and where inmates have access to the internet and phones"
"Iceland has become a hotspot of for data centres and cryptocurrency mining thanks to its abundance of renewable energy and cold climate, which provides low electricity prices and lower cooling costs for the high-powered computer equipment."
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A clergyman of the New Johanne Masowe Sect told the court that he killed a church member thought to be a vampire in order to protect others.
“In my eyes she was like a vampire possessed by demons, she was violent and I thought she was going to kill people so I kept her submerged in water until I overpowered her,” says Chirayi when made to appear at a Magistrate's court in Zimbabwe.
He was granted $50 bail and remanded to next month for trial.
“In my eyes she was like a vampire possessed by demons, she was violent and I thought she was going to kill people so I kept her submerged in water until I overpowered her,” says Chirayi when made to appear at a Magistrate's court in Zimbabwe.
He was granted $50 bail and remanded to next month for trial.
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Houston 911 operator who hung up on thousands of callers sentenced to 18 months probation
Williams’ misdeeds came to light after HEC officials performing routine monthly audits of 911 calls noticed a high volume of Williams’ calls lasted less than 20 seconds, known as “short calls.” In a news release detailing the sentencing, prosecutors said that a review of call records showed Williams hung up on “thousands” of short calls.
“She was going through a hard time in her life, and she was a poor performing worker at the Houston Emergency Center,” her lawyer said. “But punishing her doesn’t do anything to fix the problems that still exist at the emergency center.”
Williams’ misdeeds came to light after HEC officials performing routine monthly audits of 911 calls noticed a high volume of Williams’ calls lasted less than 20 seconds, known as “short calls.” In a news release detailing the sentencing, prosecutors said that a review of call records showed Williams hung up on “thousands” of short calls.
“She was going through a hard time in her life, and she was a poor performing worker at the Houston Emergency Center,” her lawyer said. “But punishing her doesn’t do anything to fix the problems that still exist at the emergency center.”
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Wow. I don't know if I'd call this bizarro, it's plain evil.
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Ooops, I forgot about the sadistic thread, that is where I should have posted it
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You may know this, but "Neonnettle" is a clickbait fake news site.
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Oops! Who can tell anymore? I even looked for an about page, they didn't have one
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Yeah these kind of sites still get me from time to time.
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Aurora Public Library removed a display with a poem that was deliberately written to offend Southerners, after a Muslim complained it offended Muslims
the author, George Miller chair of Lewis University's Philosophy Department said. "It wasn't meant to be incendiary,"
ironic is the silence from the group that Miller's piece was meant to attack - Southerners that he portrayed as mean-spirited and bigoted.
the author, George Miller chair of Lewis University's Philosophy Department said. "It wasn't meant to be incendiary,"
ironic is the silence from the group that Miller's piece was meant to attack - Southerners that he portrayed as mean-spirited and bigoted.
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Police: Mom attacks officers helping mortally wounded toddler
Authorities say the mother attacked two police officers with a knife.
Police say officers used a stun gun to no avail before shooting the woman, who has been hospitalized.
The toddler was taken to a hospital but died there.
Authorities say the mother attacked two police officers with a knife.
Police say officers used a stun gun to no avail before shooting the woman, who has been hospitalized.
The toddler was taken to a hospital but died there.
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Teen obsessed with human sacrifice dressed as clown to stab lover during sex
Zoe Adams, 19, dressed in clown makeup and put a pillow over Kieran Bewick’s head “to make it kinkier.” She then told Bewick to “trust me” before stabbing him in the chest, arm and thigh with a 10-inch blade, jurors heard.
Zoe Adams, 19, dressed in clown makeup and put a pillow over Kieran Bewick’s head “to make it kinkier.” She then told Bewick to “trust me” before stabbing him in the chest, arm and thigh with a 10-inch blade, jurors heard.
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Texas residents start naming adopted drains
Waterway to have a good time
The good folk of Houston, Texas have started naming their adopted drains, as part of a community project seeking sponsorship of the city's water discharge system.
Monickers so far have included "Masshole", "It's Draining Men" and "Sir Drains a Lot", according to the Houston Chronicle.
Waterway to have a good time
The good folk of Houston, Texas have started naming their adopted drains, as part of a community project seeking sponsorship of the city's water discharge system.
Monickers so far have included "Masshole", "It's Draining Men" and "Sir Drains a Lot", according to the Houston Chronicle.