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Robert said:
Would've been Bizarro a few years ago. Perhaps not in today's climate but still raised a smile.

Church of England is considering gender-neutral terms. No more Our Father?​

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This sort of thing really annoys me and not because I've got a position staked out except that I'm against entryism as a tactic. If you think you've got a better way then fork. Split off and form your own sect and if you have the "better" way then people will follow. Don't take over something that already has it's followers and force your religion on them.
 
FluffyMcDeath said:
This sort of thing really annoys me and not because I've got a position staked out except that I'm against entryism as a tactic. If you think you've got a better way then fork. Split off and form your own sect and if you have the "better" way then people will follow. Don't take over something that already has it's followers and force your religion on them.
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I agree up to a point, in that it's a bit jump-on-the-bandwagon-then-hijack-it. OTOH, that particular brand of Christianity has reactively adapted to perceived cultural mores many times before. e.g. It wasn't that long ago female vicars were first allowed, or homosexuality becoming more accepted.
 
Robert said:
I agree up to a point, in that it's a bit jump-on-the-bandwagon-then-hijack-it. OTOH, that particular brand of Christianity has reactively adapted to perceived cultural mores many times before. e.g. It wasn't that long ago female vicars were first allowed, or homosexuality becoming more accepted.
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Those two things are oddly related. I wasn't really onboard with female vicars either because it took jobs away from homosexuals who have long been a part of the clergy. Homosexuality has recently become more publicly accepted, but it was always there as many an altar boy can attest.
 

Worm’s rear end develops its own head, wanders off to mate​

The butt even grows its own eyes, antennae, and brain.​



Three images of worm-like organisms.

From left to right, the head of an actual worm, and the stolon of a male and female.
Nakamura et. al.
Some do it horizontally, some do it vertically, some do it sexually, and some asexually. Then there are some organisms that would rather grow a butt that develops into an autonomous appendage equipped with its own antennae, eyes, and brain. This appendage will detach from the main body and swim away, carrying gonads that will merge with those from other disembodied rear ends and give rise to a new generation.
Wait, what in the science fiction B-movie alien star system is this thing?
Megasyllis nipponica really exists on Earth. Otherwise known as the Japanese green syllid worm, it reproduces by a process known as stolonization, which sounds like the brainchild of a sci-fi horror genius but evolved in some annelid (segmented) worms to give future generations the best chance at survival. What was still a mystery (until now) was exactly how that bizarre appendage, or stolon, could form its own head in the middle of the worm’s body. Turns out this is a wonder of gene regulation.
 

Disney World removes beloved character from park after 50 years over fears it could offend alcoholics​

Disney World has removed a beloved character that has been a staple at the amusement park for over 50 years as the character was deemed “insensitive and outdated” — and could offend alcoholics.

Liver Lips McGrowl, one of the 18 animatronic bears of the “Country Bear Jamboree” at Magic Kingdom, will not be making his grand return alongside the other robotic mammals when the attraction reopens Wednesday after a seven-month hiatus.

The term “liver lips,” which is considered derogatory and offensive, is associated with alcohol abuse and the damage it does to the liver, Disney blog Inside the Magic said.
 
Perhaps not that bizarrre in the middle east but certainly depressing.

Iraq to lower the ‘age of consent’ for girls to nine​




Iraqi women queue to vote behind barbed wire

Women’s rights activists accuse the government of attempting to ‘legalise child rape’

Iraq is poised to slash the legal age of consent from 18 to to nine, allowing men to marry young children.

The proposed legal change also deprives women of rights to divorce, child custody and inheritance.

Iraq’s parliament, which is dominated by a coalition of conservative Shia Muslim parties, is preparing to vote through an amendment that would overturn the country’s “personal status law”.

The legislation, also known as Law 188, was heralded as one of the most progressive in the Middle East when it was introduced in 1959 and provides an overarching set of rules governing the affairs of Iraqi families, regardless of their religious sect.
 
Robert said:
Perhaps not that bizarrre in the middle east but certainly depressing.

Iraq to lower the ‘age of consent’ for girls to nine​




Iraqi women queue to vote behind barbed wire

Women’s rights activists accuse the government of attempting to ‘legalise child rape’

Iraq is poised to slash the legal age of consent from 18 to to nine, allowing men to marry young children.

The proposed legal change also deprives women of rights to divorce, child custody and inheritance.

Iraq’s parliament, which is dominated by a coalition of conservative Shia Muslim parties, is preparing to vote through an amendment that would overturn the country’s “personal status law”.

The legislation, also known as Law 188, was heralded as one of the most progressive in the Middle East when it was introduced in 1959 and provides an overarching set of rules governing the affairs of Iraqi families, regardless of their religious sect.
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Well done President Dick Cheney and his pet monkey.
 
This is nuts.

More than 600 sober drivers arrested for DUI in TN​

 

'Pit Diaper': Adult Diaper For Concertgoers Introduced By LIQUID DEATH And DEPEND​

Endorsed by drummer Ben Koller (CONVERGE, MUTOID MAN, KILLER BE KILLED, ALL PIGS MUST DIE),the Pit Diaper locks away recycled Liquid Death and helps neutralize odors instantly, so you never have to leave the pit, miss your favorite song or worry about leaks ever again.

Compatible with Depend Guards for men, the sleek design features premium, cruelty-free quilted pleather, accented with chains and spikes, to seamlessly blend into any outfit.

Koller states: "The show can't be stopped for a bathroom break. With the Pit Diaper, I can hydrate without missing a beat."

The Pit Diaper can be purchased exclusively at liquiddeath.com/pitdiaper for $75.

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Yeah, no. I'll shuffle my rusty ass off to a urinal.
 
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