gaffe-tastic Obama:
Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go.” --at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon
"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed." -- comment on a tornado that killed 12 people in Kansas
“It’s not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”
"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong." --- Democrats are zombies?
“Sen. Clinton, I think, is much better known, coming from a nearby state of Arkansas. So it’s not surprising that she would have an advantage in some of those states in the middle.” --- Explaining why he was trailing Hillary Clinton in Kentucky. --- On what map is Arkansas closer to Kentucky than Illinois?
“There was something stirring across the country because of what happened in Selma, Alabama, because some folks are willing to march across a bridge. So they got together and Barack Obama Jr. was born.” -- Obama was born in 1961. The Selma march took place in 1965.
Complaining about lack of Arabic translators: “We only have a certain number of them and if they are all in Iraq, then it’s harder for us to use them in Afghanistan.” -- Afghanis speak Pashto or Farsi, non-Arabic languages.
Obama pleaded ignorance of the decades-old, multi-billion-dollar massive Hanford Oregon nuclear waste clean-up: “Here’s something that you will rarely hear from a politician, and that is that I’m not familiar with the Hanford, uuuuhh, site, so I don’t know exactly what’s going on there. (Applause.) Now, having said that, I promise you I’ll learn about it by the time I leave here on the ride back to the airport.” -- but he had already voted on a Senate bill that addressed the “costs, schedules, and technical issues” dealing with the nuclear waste site.
"Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel's. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under a McCain...administration. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under an Obama administration. So that policy is not going to change." --Amman, Jordan, July 22, 2008
"Just this past week, we passed out of the out of the U.S. Senate Banking Committee -- which is my committee -- a bill to call for divestment from Iran as way of ratcheting up the pressure to ensure that they don't obtain a nuclear weapon." --referring to a committee he is not on, Sderot, Israel, July 23, 2008
"Let me introduce to you the next President -- the next Vice President of the United States of America, Joe Biden." -- introducing Joe Biden at their first joint campaign rally, Springfield, Illinois, Aug. 23, 2008
“we are the change we are looking for; we are the change we speak”
"Why can't I just eat my waffle?" -- to reporter while visiting a diner in Pennsylvania
"I'm here with the Girardo family here in St. Louis." --speaking via satellite to the Democratic National Convention, while in Kansas City, Missouri, Aug. 25, 2008
"The point I was making was not that Grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn't. But she is a typical white person, who, if she sees somebody on the street that she doesn't know, you know, there's a reaction that's been bred in our experiences that don't go away and that sometimes come out in the wrong way, and that's just the nature of race in our society."
"Come on! I just answered, like, eight questions."
"but ... but ... but ... but"
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“you know ... you know?
"Ok, look, you know, when I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point."