dumbest criminals

[Speelgoedmannetje]

"How else was he going to get money?"

Unbelievable how people tend to point to others. What an attitude.

 

[Robert]

Man held in Spain over attempt to smuggle cocaine under his wig
When suspect removed wig officers found 503g of cocaine glued to his head

-EDIT-
Just saw someone on Twitter refer to this guy as Pablo Escobarnet.

 

[metalman]

A man's truck was stolen while he was robbing a store across the street, police say

 

[metalman]

The moment a passenger pulled out a gun to rob his taxi driver.... without realizing a police cruiser had just pulled up behind

 

[metalman]

Man, 36, dressed as Captain America is held at gunpoint by a homeowner after trying to break into his shed at 3am

 

[Robert]

Daftie accidentally sets own head on fire while trying to burn down synagogue

 

[FluffyMcDeath]

Daftie accidentally sets own head on fire while trying to burn down synagogue

Maybe that's why they usually shave their heads.

 

[FluffyMcDeath]

Maybe that's why they usually shave their heads.

I like how they say the guy was obsessed with abhorrent anti-semitic material - instead of the nice kind, I suppose.

 

[metalman]

Man with his own name tattooed on his neck arrested for giving fake name

 

[metalman]

Utah woman charged with falsely reporting her husband murdered her

During an interview with police, Rebecaa Nielson admitted to sending the text messages to the woman from her husband's phone. She claimed he was cheating on her and she wanted to know if the woman would be an accomplice in covering up a crime, court documents state.

 

[metalman]

Man wearing 'It's not a crime unless you get caught' shirt gets caught on security cam committing crime

 

[metalman]

Sheriff: Man drives stolen SUV- to bail brother out of jail for stealing SUV

 

[metalman]

Criminal spots weakness in gate, it can be lifted off the hinges

Video: Criminal breaking into home