Oh yeah, there's no racial tension in America.

[Robert]

"Wel-diddly-elcome", a signature phrase of fictional character Ned Flanders', where a nonsense word is inserted. Note the reduplication of part of the host word (as opposed to "wel-diddly-come").

why am I not surprised there's a name for this thing?

I love it.

A common one around these parts is "Abso-c*nting-lutely."

 

[metalman]

Philadelphia imposed a tougher curfew Monday in an attempt to control teen "flash mobs"

In the past two years, the City of Brotherly Love has been the scene of several flash mobs in which youths meet at planned locations by texting one another and then commit assorted mayhem, robberies and attacks.

“Pull your pants up and buy a belt ‘cause no one wants to see your underwear or the crack of your butt.” “If you walk into somebody’s office with your hair uncombed and a pick in the back, and your shoes untied, and your pants half down, tattoos up and down your arms and on your neck, and you wonder why somebody won’t hire you? They don’t hire you ‘cause you look like you’re crazy,” the mayor said. “You have damaged your own race."

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