Political Jokes

metalman said:
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The people of the Capitol grow soft and decadent on the backs of the districts.
 
Chris Wallace asked Putin why so many of his enemies end up dead.

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Funny, I don't remember him ever asking Hillary Clinton that question.

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Master of persuasion upping his game:
My people came to me... they said they think it's Russia. I have President Putin; he just said it's not Russia. I will say this: I don't see any reason why it would be.
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But...
"In a key sentence in my remarks, I said the word 'would' instead of 'wouldn't,"

"The sentence should have been: 'I don't see any reason why I wouldn't' or 'why it wouldn't be Russia'. Sort of a double negative."
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I know you all believe this behaviour is actually a mark of his unbridled genius rather than his arseholery but I still find that idea almost as risible as the man himself.

Perhaps the funniest aspect is that such nonsense persuades anyone at all yet it clearly does.
 
..the White House tortured semantics of the past several days continued when Trump replied “no” when asked by reporters whether he believed Russia was “still targeting the US”, contradicting Dan Coats, director of national intelligence.
A few hours later, the White House press secretary, Sarah Sanders, claimed Trump had been answering a different question..

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Genius!
 
Robert said:
How bizarre. Is there any proffered, erm, "explanation" for such behaviour.
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I hate to reference far left Snopes, but I may have to agree with them on this one. When Googling one of the first videos that came up was titled something about licking toilet to protest Trump on Youtube. When I clicked it, the video was uploaded in 2010. Whoever uploaded the video obviously just changed the title recently.

Now the fact that anyone would lick toilets regardless is disturbing.
 
redrumloa said:
I hate to reference far left Snopes, but I may have to agree with them on this one. When Googling one of the first videos that came up was titled something about licking toilet to protest Trump on Youtube. When I clicked it, the video was uploaded in 2010. Whoever uploaded the video obviously just changed the title recently.

Now the fact that anyone would lick toilets regardless is disturbing.
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It looks to me like it's a 4chan troll
similar to the "pee in your pants" 4chan troll

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