Political Jokes

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The best superhero origin story of the year!

Vice —the new biopic about our greatest living vice president, Dick Cheney—is the movie our country needs right now: a story about a small-town guy who overcame the odds and kept his fellow Americans safe in an age of nihilistic terror.

It's too bad that McKay's airing of grievances distracts from the truly inspiring portrait of a man so beloved by all that when he shot a guy in the face, that guy apologized to him for getting in the way of his birdshot. Cheney's the hero America deserved during her darkest moment—and it's nice to see him get his cinematic due.

 
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