Bizarro News

[metalman]

https://twitter.com/x/status/872985973709295617

 

[redrumloa]

Argentina: 128-Year-Old Man Claims He's Hitler, Authorities Find Nazi Trove

https://twitter.com/x/status/866464418636419072

 

[metalman]

2 dead, 3rd shot in head after dominoes game in Las Vegas

 

[redrumloa]

German White Woman Completes Her Racial Reassignment

 

[FluffyMcDeath]

German White Woman Completes Her Racial Reassignment

Hmm. well, on the bright side - if she ever gets a bad burn she can be her own skin graft donor.
It's kind of sad that people can find surgeons that will help them do such things to themselves rather than send them for counselling. One day she is going to have real trouble with her back, ... or even her breathing.

 

[Robert]

Not a huge fan of Walmart but it seems the blame is being pointed in slightly the wrong direction here:
Walmart sued after teen steals machete and kills her Uber driver

 

[Robert]

Elderly woman delays flight by throwing coins into jet engine for good luck

 

[redrumloa]

Not a huge fan of Walmart but it seems the blame is being pointed in slightly the wrong direction here:
Walmart sued after teen steals machete and kills her Uber driver

Semi off-topic I guess, but Walmart is growing into my good side in recent years. Until recently I almost completely refused to shop there due to the earned reputation as evil incarnate. But it seems they have really followed through with their pledge to pay and treat employees better. Walmart employees are now ahead of the minimum wage curve, and so far this year I've gone there 3 times and found the employees to bend over backwards to be friendly & helpful. A well treated employee is a polite & helpful employee. In the past you would only see angry and bitter dickheads working in Wallyworld, this seems to have changed completely.

Anyhow rant over.

 

[redrumloa]

Sad...

Bubba Ho-tep nursing home set destroyed by arsonists

https://twitter.com/x/status/879715188605206528

 

[Robert]

judges refuse to order fix for software that put people in jail by mistake

the public defender’s office has filed approximately 2,000 motions informing the court that, due to its reportedly imperfect software, many of its clients have been forced to serve unnecessary jail time, be improperly arrested, or even wrongly registered as sex offenders.

 

[FluffyMcDeath]

judges refuse to order fix for software that put people in jail by mistake

Well... whacha gonna do. The EULA probably forbids such things.

 

[metalman]

Woman tells Henderson police she slit boyfriend’s throat to prevent suicide

 

[metalman]

 

[Robert]

Woman tells Henderson police she slit boyfriend’s throat to prevent suicide

Seems legit, destroying the village to save it.

 

[Kesa]

Pompeii wanker. 4000 years of joy

 

[Robert]

Pompeii wanker. 4000 years of joy

A violent eruption of hot liquid....

... and then Vesuvius exploded.

 

[redrumloa]

 

[Kesa]

Asshole bear chases 209 sheep off a 200 metre high cliff

 

[metalman]

Experience: my dog underwent gender reassignment surgery

 

[metalman]

strippers kill good Samaritan who helped them change flat tire

Four strippers with broken down car fatally shoot Good Samaritan in the back after he stopped to help them change a tire