Bizarro News

[metalman]

Rival chefs battle in sushi restaurant knife fight

 

[redrumloa]

Italy's Supreme Court rules public masturbation not a crime

 

[redrumloa]

Police offering free check of your meth to make sure it’s Zika free

 

[metalman]

Teodoro Obiang Nguema, 74, has ruled over the country since 1979, known as the "torturer-in-chief". It is alleged that Nguema is a cannibal.

 

[metalman]

Breaking Bad-obsessed social worker accused of Grindr murder ‘grated victim’s flesh and ate it with chopsticks’

 

[metalman]

Tinder date's bio asking to meet a 'healthy, very trusting' man with 'both kidneys' goes viral

 

[the_leander]

Meet the slimeballs who are openly sabotaging Virgin Media

 

[metalman]

Boy, 22, denied money for Taco Bell, hits his mother over the head with a hockey stick
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/taco-bell-domestic-attack-652934

 

[metalman]

Metropolitan Life has fired Snoopy.

 

[metalman]

Father confessed to killing his daughter because she wasn't able to bake perfect bread.

 

[metalman]

Hospital patient seriously burnt after 'farting' during surgery and causing laser to burst into flames

 

[metalman]

Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex With the Earth Could Save It

it encompasses people who try to use sustainable sex products, or who enjoy skinny dipping and naked hiking. On the other are "people who roll around in the dirt having an orgasm covered in potting soil," she said. "There are people who {bleep} trees, or masturbate under a waterfall."

help people make their sex lives "more carbon neutral and sustainable,"

 

[Robert]

Steven Seagal granted Russian citizenship

 

[FluffyMcDeath]

Steven Seagal granted Russian citizenship

He he he. Sounds like pravda mocking Russian defectors.

 

[metalman]

San Joaquin County CA: Mariza Reulas is going to trial and could be sentenced to a year in prison for selling a couple bucks worth of a homemade dish—Mexican ceviche—to an undercover police officer.

 

[Robert]

San Joaquin County CA: Mariza Reulas is going to trial and could be sentenced to a year in prison for selling a couple bucks worth of a homemade dish—Mexican ceviche—to an undercover police officer.

Time to deregulate this market?

 

[metalman]

Time to deregulate this market?

IF CEVICHE IS WRONG, I DON’T WANT TO BE RIGHT

 

[metalman]

Female anti-bullying ambassador, 23, arrested at Trump Tower protest for pushing man, 74, to the ground in fight over the President-elect

 

[Kesa]

Just watched Jason Bourne. Apparently i can use an Atari ST to hack into the CIA. When she finished hacking it even caught on fire! The tech depictions in this movie was very accurate.

 

[metalman]

Man Dissolves in Hot Acid After Trying to 'Hot Pot' at Yellowstone National Park