School

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Most people have 32 teeth.
Some people have 10.
It's simple meth.

 

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A student came to the library and asked if there was a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat.

I replied "it rang a bell but I wasn't sure if it was there or not."

 

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Teacher: 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'
*after a few seconds Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: 'Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?'
Little Johnny: 'No, ma'am, but it upset me to see you standing there all by yourself!'

 

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[Robert]

Aberdeen?

 

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[Robert]

All of the Philomena Cunk skits are worth a watch. Started as segments in Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe (where this clip is from) before getting their own spin off show. Always absurdly silly and usually pretty funny.

 

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[the_leander]

Someone clearly took The Verge how to build a PC video to heart