Funny Pics '17

[Kesa]

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Not sure if serious but here goes, just in case:
1. When you finish eating in a restaurant, you normally ask for the cheque (or the bill).
2. 'Mate' is manner of addressing someone and usually associated with Australians.
3. Ergo, where someone of another nationality may say, "Bill please, my good man," an Australian may say, "Cheque, mate."
4. The move depicted in the image is check-mate.
5. Having to explain a joke in this manner absolutely destroys any lingering, residual humour it may have once had.

1. I've never eaten at a place where you ask for a cheque. This is totally new to me. I eat at places where you pay at the counter when you order. Robert, where do you eat? Maybe you are too posh?
2. I get this one.
3. I've never heard anyone say "Cheque, mate". What's Ergo?
4. I play chess. I usually get out on a double six.
5. Sorry i ruined your joke. I'm a monster.

 

[Robert]

1. I've never eaten at a place where you ask for a cheque.

You should try it.
And don't forget to tip if you enjoy the food and the service.

I eat at places where you pay at the counter when you order. Robert, where do you eat?

Every restaurant I've ever eaten in has brought the bill or cheque to the table.
(Fast-food joints like KFC or McDonald's aren't really restaurants as I understand the term.)

Maybe you are too posh?

Perhaps.

2. I get this one.

Progress!

3. I've never heard anyone say "Cheque, mate".

Me either. It's a joke.

What's Ergo?

Very similar to 'is go but more feminine.

4. I play chess. I usually get out on a double six.

Impressive.

5. Sorry i ruined your joke.

No harm done; it wasn't mine to begin with and this is fun anyway.

I'm a monster.

 

[metalman]

 

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[Robert]

 

[Robert]

Language might be a wee bit colloquial in this one:

 

[metalman]

Cthulhu tongue

 

[Wayne]

 

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[Robert]

 

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