Bizarro News

[Robert]

Freemasons to admit women – but only if they first joined as men

 

[redrumloa]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1768342519938882

 

[redrumloa]

Glenn Jacobs, known as WWE wrestler Kane, is new Knox County mayor

Knoxville — WWE wrestler Kane has a new day job--- mayor.

Glenn Jacobs, a Republican known to millions as Kane, won the election for Knox County mayor on Thursday, defeating Democratic nominee Linda Haney. Jacobs took an early 2-1 lead when early voting and absentee results were reported around 8:30 p.m.

It was a much bigger victory for Jacobs than the primary, where he narrowly defeated Brad Anders by 23 votes.

 

[metalman]

Police: Man tried to steal plane to go to a concert

Asked about his lack of training as a pilot, he told Texarkana, Ark., police that he didn't believe there was much more to the task than pushing buttons and pulling levers,

 

[redrumloa]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=226738381511781

 

[FluffyMcDeath]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=226738381511781

He's since had surgery. He can wear shorts again.

 

[metalman]

 

[metalman]

Woman shoots masturbating bicyclist trying to break into her SE Houston home, police say

a 'pedalfile'

 

[cecilia]

Toxic red tide: Florida researchers investigate what's making it so bad for so long

this is just sad.

 

[metalman]

"Evil is a make-believe concept we've invented to deal with the complexities of fellow humans."

An idealistic young American couple was killed in an Islamic State-claimed terrorist attack last month while on a cycling trip around the world.

U.S. couple killed by ISIS in Tajikistan were on dream cycling vacation


ISIS militants murder former N.J. resident and his girlfriend on cycling trip

 

[metalman]

 

[Robert]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1032163246797676545

 

[metalman]

upper front hole or lower front hole??

 

[FluffyMcDeath]

upper front hole or lower front hole??

I'm insulted. What's wrong with the correct term "hoo-hoo"?

 

[redrumloa]

I'm insulted. What's wrong with the correct term "hoo-hoo"?

Glory hole?

 

[metalman]

WTF!!!
a GoFundMe page for Mollie Tibbetts killer!

 

[redrumloa]

Luckily this is fake news. Just searched Gofundme, and no such thing. Some troll just playing with Photoshop.

 

[FluffyMcDeath]

Um...
Nightmarish 'Flesh-Eating' STI Reportedly Confirmed in the UK

 

[metalman]

#AGirlinIowa

 

[metalman]

The man who wants his face to look like a SKULL