Bizarro News 2019-2020

[redrumloa]

just beware if you ever eat crab legs in Huntsville, AL

Huntsville!!

 

[metalman]

Detective facing the sack for farting on duty and repeatedly saying ‘c**t’

 

[metalman]

"Opium-Addicted" Parrots Affecting Poppy Cultivation In Madhya Pradesh

"One poppy flower gives around 20-25 grams of opium. But a large group of parrots feed on these plants around 30-40 times a day and some even fly away with poppy pods. This affects the produce," he said.

 

[Robert]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1105762927376646144

 

[Robert]

NYPD body cam reveals officer performing oral sex on her boss
The officers put the camera away but accidentally left it turned on.

 

[metalman]

Grieving dad told police his daughter was killed by son-in-law's huge penis

 

[metalman]

Dubstep music is an effective MOSQUITO repellent, study claims

 

[metalman]

Five women are taking part in a new Channel 4 show called Mums Make Porn

 

[metalman]

Air passenger is caught throwing three coins at a plane's engine while boarding to pray for a safe flight

 

[metalman]

 

[redrumloa]

Good heavens. First going after all men, now glorifying morbid obesity in women?

1) Hire third wave feminists for your marketing team.
2) Go broke.

 

[metalman]

Flying cow dung filled the skies of the Indian village of Kairuppala on Sunday as people hurled dung cakes at each other at the annual ‘Pidakala War’. The ritual is believed to bring health and prosperity.

 

[redrumloa]

Five women are taking part in a new Channel 4 show called Mums Make Porn

This was discussed in another thread, and apparently some people think this is normal behavior.

 

[FluffyMcDeath]

This was discussed in another thread, and apparently some people think this is normal behavior.

Or they think that it was misrepresented to sound more salacious than it actually is.

 

[metalman]

Florida man threatened to destroy town with army of turtles

auditioning as a Batman super villain??

 

[metalman]

Man gets $1000 of Botox injected into his scrotum to impress chicks

 

[metalman]

UCLA is now teaching students how to pole dance

better use of time than taking a class in gender studies, at least the possibility of employment after taking class

 

[metalman]

 

[metalman]

World's most fertile woman had 44 kids by 36 - and she's raising them alone

 

[redrumloa]

World's most fertile woman had 44 kids by 36 - and she's raising them alone

JESUS H CHRIST ON A BIKE