Bizarro News 2019-2020

Chicago High School Yearbook Had Photos of Students Flashing White Supremacist Signs so Board Spent $53K to Print New Ones

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when boss says "You are fired" and it is lost in translation?

They alleged that following exchange of words, the Chinese engineer deliberately pushed a worker, Shehroz, into a three-foot deep furnace. He was immediately rescued by some of his colleagues working nearby.

.Madina Division SP Tahir Maqsood said the incident occurred at a battery manufacturing unit where reportedly a worker and his Chinese supervisor exchanged words after remote control of a machine went missing.
 
Woman playing 'chicken' in SUV fatally runs over 3-year-old son

surveillance video from the apartment complex shows Stagg getting into a Lincoln Navigator and then backing up. As her three young children began running after her, she drove the SUV forward. Two children moved out of the way, but the 3-year-old was caught under a tire. She then drove forward and ran over the boy again with the rear-right tire, prosecutors said.
 
Meanwhile in Soviet California...

California city votes to ban gendered words as 'manhole' becomes 'maintenance hole'

A California city voted to ban some gender-specific words in its city code and replace them with gender-neutral options.

Berkeley's municipal code will no longer feature words like "manhole" and "manpower," and instead say, "maintenance hole" and "human effort" or "workforce." The measure passed unanimously Tuesday and replaces more than two dozen terms.
 
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